"Wait, I can explain." (A Welcome, and A Comprehensive Guide to Understanding This Weblog)

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Dear Reader:

Welcome to "How's My Driving" -- your one-stop resource for all things completely unrelated to one another except to the extent that they appear together on this web page.

The content of this website can be separated into several distinct categories, with extensive overlap, cross-referencing, and an unnecessarily complicated ratings system that will be laid out in detail and then never used.

Some stories on this site will be individual installments in a running series. For example, "This Week in Stupidity/Insanity" will discuss notable instances of stupidity or insanity that I have been privileged to witness. However, it will almost certainly not appear on a weekly basis. When it does appear, it will be more likely to include incidents that I have witnessed over the previous three weeks to a year, which I will then lie and say occurred in the prior week. Other segments, like "Why ___________ Should be Killed, Immediately, and How" and "Over-Analyze This" will be updated irregularly, if at all.

In order to assist you in separating truth from fiction, I have created a sophisticated ratings system. Articles containing genuine, factual content will be rated "S" -- for "serious." Articles intended solely for entertainment purposes will be rated "S" -- for "silly." When I want to make it absolutely clear that I am not fucking around here, an article will be rated "DS" -- for "dead serious." Conversely, articles that should not be taken literally under any circumstances will be rated "DS" -- for "dude, seriously." You should also note that these ratings will not actually appear on the website or accompany the article in any fashion.

In addition, I strongly encourage readers to post responses on this site. Responsive postings reassure me that someone is reading what I write, and provide me with material for additional stories ridiculing the responsive postings of my readers.

Finally, even though the only likely readers of this site will be the five people I personally notify of its existence, I wish to maintain my anonymity, and will therefore not identify myself, or allow myself to be identified by others, in any way on this site. In a gesture of reciprocity, I intend to protect the privacy of individuals from my personal life who may be discussed on this site from time to time. All such persons will have their real names redacted and replaced by a pseudonym consisting of their real name, misspelled.

In conclusion.

Truck Driving School Enrollee Disgorging All Over Someone Who Looks Suspiciously Like Jeff Buckley.

- Crackity

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